Okay I found this online, but the picture is either too big to fit in the blog or too small to even read, so here i am, typing it so that you can all enjoy this moment with me.
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Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
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Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
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Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
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Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here." with a straight face.
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Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
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Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
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Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream "PIKA PIKAAAA!!"
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Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
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Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
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Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "Ive been expecting you..."
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Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
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Become a doctor, Change last name to Acula.
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Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."
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Follow joggers around in car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
TO DO LIST ---
Stacy's mom.
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